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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖

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