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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛

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