Sorry I'm late today
Add to
Slack
Tweet
Follow @sorryimlatebot
Pet death
My
step-auntie
Darla
had their beloved pet
mouse 🐁
Zeus
eaten by
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a bull 🐮
an ostrich 🐦
a lynx 😺
a tiger 🐯
a crocodile 🐊
a turkey 🦃
a cheetah 😺
a rhinoceros 🦏
an elephant 🐘
a wild boar 🐗
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.