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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Bella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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