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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Akira eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮

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