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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Missy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺

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