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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Murphy eaten by

a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺
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