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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Simpkins eaten by

a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺
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