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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Toby eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗

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