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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Daisy eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍

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