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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗

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