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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏

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