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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏

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