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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮

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