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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛

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