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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊

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