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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Molly eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃

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