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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Bella eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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