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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮
Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.