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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Roxy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗

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