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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Princess eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺

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