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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Minnie eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺

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