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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Simba eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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