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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Rosie eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘

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