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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Frodo eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛

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