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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Ginger eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻

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