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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Maya eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁

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