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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Gus eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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