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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Sparky eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗

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