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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Dr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻

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