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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Miss Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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