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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺

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