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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍

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