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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Squishy eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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