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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Dexter eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.