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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Bilbo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍

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