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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Luna eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦

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