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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Voldemort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮

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