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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁

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