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Pet death

My step-auntie Darla had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Simba eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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