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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖
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