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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Sugar eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗

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