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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Minnie eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗

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