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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Missy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗

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