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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Peanut eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗

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