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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Widget eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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