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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Jelly eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻

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