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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Snort eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮

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