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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Toby eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦

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