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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Buddy eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁

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